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The Supply Closet

paralegal-approved products. no fluff. no sponsorships. just the stuff that makes the job survivable.

The Mug Situation filed under: morning survival
Keep Calm and Listen to My Paralegal Voice
"for when they ask if you have a minute. you do not. but the mug stays."
caffeinate accordingly
Or I Will Use My Paralegal Voice
"a warning. in ceramic."
caffeinate accordingly
Allegedly — Coffee Cup
"plausible deniability. 12 oz."
caffeinate accordingly
Notes from the Field filed under: paper goods
Sarcastic Sticky Notes
"professional communication. documented."
but did you document it
Per My Last Email — Note Holder
"as referenced in my previous three emails."
but did you document it
Funny Notepads — Set of 4
"four pads. one mood. use accordingly."
but did you document it
What The F*ck Sticky Notes
"internal thoughts. externalized. on the record."
but did you document it
Everything is Fine — Paper Pad
"they're not. still useful."
but did you document it
Everything is Fine — Notepad
"the official notepad of law firm life. no notes."
but did you document it
Passive Aggressive Pens
"they asked me to be more direct. these help."
but did you document it
100 Try Saying This Instead — Work Affirmation Jar
"for when you've already used all your nice words."
but did you document it
The Stapler Situation filed under: no one appreciates this
Vertical Desktop Stapler
"the tool that holds everything together. literally. gets zero credit."
the stapler situation
Bostitch InPower Spring-Powered Desktop Stapler
"spring-powered. like the paralegal who holds everything together."
the stapler situation
Filed Under: Chaos filed under: accurate
Positive Dumpster Fire Affirmation Cards Jar
"they named a product after your wednesday."
no further questions
Allegedly — Ceramic Succulent Planter
"it survived. allegedly."
no further questions
Allegedly — Sticker
"allegedly."
no further questions
Carry It Like You Mean It filed under: the bag that kept up
Laptop Tote Bag
"carried everything. complained to no one."
carry it like you mean it
Celebrate Accordingly filed under: you earned this
Huski Champagne Flute
"for national paralegal day. and every wednesday. and the days the printer works."
celebrate accordingly
Huski Champagne Chiller
"keeps it cold. you've earned it."
celebrate accordingly

"twenty years in. still employed. these helped."

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